The Costco Guys Are Still Bringing The Boom And Now I am 100% In

So I met these guys at Barstool NYC HQ a week ago and it flipped my total perspective on them. They have no ulterior motive or mission beside bringing the boom. Seriously they are just about bringing the goddamn boom. 

It's actually insane, this new release goes to show how they are just amped up and want to hit dingers, eat Costco products and bring the motherfucking boom. They will bring the boom through adversity and haters and don't let it get them down at all. Like this family is living the American dream, promoting consumption and action. The Costco guys makes me want to start a family fuel them with well priced Costco goods and bring the boom in everything I do. 24,7 all AJ thinks about is bringing the GODDAMN BOOM. It's not a gimmick, they are legit 100% into bringing the boom, Double Chunk chocolate cookies, chicken bakes and more. I don't even know if Costco is paying these guys.  

The only ulterior motive is AJ wants to wrestle again. 

I have no idea why I wake up every morning and just want to bring the GODDAMN BOOM. 

(Its a slow news day)